One of the worst thing about Atlanta is the bugs. They are everywhere! Inside your apartment, outside your apartment, at the park, not at the park. Come on! WTF, God??? Such a beautiful day like today (80 degrees and sunny, no clouds) can be RUINED by a sting or bite from one of these hideous creatures.The picture above was taken by one of our writers after a fierce battle in which the writer was victorious. Barely. He had to put up a hell of a fight with the newest in tennis racquet technology. Luckily for MannDubinBlog, he succeeded in ending the miserable life of this terrible antagonist.
Seriously, though, bugs in Atlanta are wack. I mean, sure they have worse bugs in places like Africa and Asia, but this ISN'T Africa or Asia. This is America. And in America we don't tolerate obstinance from anyone- people, animals, or bugs. Do they have bugs like this in New York? I've never been so I doubt it. Do they have bugs like this in San Francisco? Maybe, but they probably do a lot of drugs so the bugs are much more chill. Or at least the people do more drugs so they're cool with the bugs. You know, one with nature...WOAH. I almost feel high just talking about it. Forget that.
This is Atlanta, and I hate bugs. Since Atlanta is full of 'em, I hate Atlanta.
Yea, those damn scientists think there is a bee shortage, but they have obviously never been to Atlanta.
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