Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Reason #1: It's the South

We were both born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia. Remember- that's not our fault ('tis the fault of the birth-givers). At times Atlanta can seem like the 7th layer of hell; when it's hot and muggy, cold and rainy, or any time you're unfortunate enough to be stuck behind the wheel of a car.

There's also the fact that Atlanta happens to be located in the South. This is such a shame because it means on top of all its other problems, Atlanta is also filled with southerners. These people, I've come to realize, LOVE to share their "patriotism" via bumper sticker. Check out this guy:
I mean, come on! I can't imagine riding behind this guy for a minute (besides the annoyance of the bumper sticker, I bet you'd get dip-spit on your windshield).

So, if Atlanta were located anywhere outside the south, this post may not have been necessary. But, alas, Atlanta is stuck in the middle of Georgia, where the only thing more red than our clay is our politics. So, for being filled with stereotypical southerners, I hate Atlanta.
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  1. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    This is exactly why I hate it; I am gonna move to some other State soon!!

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  2. UnknownFebruary 16, 2014 at 2:30 AM

    Here's the thing.It would not be atlanta if southerners were not here.I feel that the people that run the city(mayor,city council,etc lied to the outsiders having ya'll think atlanta was something it's not.Atlanta wants to be like,los angeles,new york or chicago.This plan started in 96 with the olympics.And the rest is history.But as a born and raised man from atlanta,the city has changed,for better or worse.

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